Middle Aged & Balding NYC Chicago Bears Fan
Sell The Team or Super Bowl - one of them has to happen

You Get What You Pay For
So, let me get this straight. You've got the first overall pick in the N.F.L. draft—your future franchise quarterback, Caleb Williams—and you're running fucking option plays with him?

Matt Eberlose is Just Matt Nagy With Hair
Continuity, Consistency, and Communication = 11-26!

Hey Ryan Poles, Recognize This? It’s Called an Offensive Line!
Fuck, Bro, it's great to see organizations that know what the hell they're doing.

I Got Your S.H.I.T.S. Principles, Right Here
Remember when Eberlose rolled out that garbage about the "H.I.T.S." Principle"?

A Chicago Bears Ponzi Scheme: Why We're Stuck in 1985
But here we are, heading into the 2024 season again, and the sad cycle continues.