So Now What? Will This Team Ever Be Sold?
Let's start with the passing of Virginia McCaskey. Since the beginning of this blog and this godforsaken NFL season, I've been brutally honest about the McCaskeys and how they've run this franchise into the fucking ground for the past 40 years. But with all due respect, Virginia McCaskey. She lived a long life, so I want to respectfully offer my condolences. May she rest in eternal peace.
Now, onto the matter at hand.
The offseason has begun. The Chiefs got their asses handed to them, and the Eagles just dropped the fucking blueprint on how to beat them. You saw it, I saw it, and even Patrick Mahomes saw it. By the second offensive series, that man's eyes were screaming, "Bro, this fucking team is good. We're fucked."
THE BLUEPRINT FOR WINNING: IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE
What won that game?
Strong offensive and defensive line play.
Relentless pass rush.
Pressure that forces the QB to throw before he wants to.
Sound familiar? That's what the Bucs did to Mahomes in the Super Bowl 55. That's what every dominant team in the last two decades has done. The Eagles didn't reinvent the wheel. They just followed the formula that actually fucking works.
And yet, here we are.
The Bears are now sitting at the edge of a franchise-defining offseason, and we're left wondering: are these dumbasses actually going to follow the formula, or are they about to drop the ball harder than Kevin White on a go-route?
BEN JOHNSON AND THE ACTRESS GM: A MATCH MADE IN HELL?
Let's get real. The McCaskeys finally opened their coin purse to land Ben Johnson. Great. But does he have the power to bring in his guys? Or is he going to be stuck with a GM whose resume consists of drafting a fucking punter and a third-round kick returner who isn't even on the team anymore?
I watched that CHGO interview with former Falcons GM Thomas Dimitroff, and I was impressed by how he talked about team-building and Caleb Williams. It sounded like a job interview. And I'm thinking, honestly? Why not Give him the fucking job. Look at his resume. It's better than 14-36; at least he's drafted real talent and got the Falcons to the Super Bowl. Kick this "Actress GM" out of the building and hire someone who actually knows how to evaluate talent.
Because let me tell you what we don't need:
Another third-round punt returner.
Another third-round lineman who plays like a human turnstile.
Another wasted first-round pick on a guy with "potential" but no real fucking impact.
THE 2025 DRAFT: DON'T FUCK THIS UP
This draft is a no-brainer. It is LOADED with offensive linemen, defensive linemen, and pass rushers. Do you want to beat your division and the Chiefs? Build a fucking team that can physically impose their will on the opponent. The Eagles did it. The 2020 Bucs did it. Hell, the 49ers did it on those Super Bowl runs before Shanahan did Shanahan things.
And yet, we have some Bears media floating horseshit about trading first-round picks for Myles Garrett or Micah Parsons.
Are you fucking serious? GTFOWTFS!
This team is nowhere close to competing. You don't burn crucial draft capital and cap space for one player when your trenches are softer than bird shit. If you're a 10-7 or 12-5 team, sure, go get a game-wrecker. But when your roster is built on sand? You draft foundational dudes and let them grow.
And don't even get me started on the talk about drafting a running back at #10.
Look, no disrespect to Ashton Jeanty and his family, but you're going to draft a great back to have this incompetent front office destroy him behind a trash offensive line? Sounds like Saquon Barkley 2.0, except this time, he'll probably win a Super Bowl with the Packers to twist the knife.
LEARN FROM THE EAGLES AND COPY THEM
You know what? I have friends who are Eagles fans, and they used to say every draft season. "It's the same boring shit—offensive or defensive line. But if they suck in two years, we'll kick them the fuck out and try again."
And guess what? They won two Super Bowls.
You watched that game. The Eagles dominated because their roster is loaded with homegrown talent. First- and second-round studs all over the field: Lane Johnson, Jalen Carter, Nolan Smith, Jordan Davis, DeVonta Smith, Landon Dickerson, and more.
Meanwhile, what do the Bears have? A GM who drafted a punter in the fourth round and has missed on drafts 3 years straight!
This is the shit that separates real franchises from the clown show that we've been watching for 40 years.
SO WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE?
Look, I get it. Some of you are already out here touching yourselves over the fact that we got Ben Johnson and Caleb Williams. You think Caleb will throw for 11,318 yards (this season) and that Myles Garrett will give up his Hall of Fame career to come to a 14-36 team?
But here's the reality check: the 2025 NFL Draft is in 71days.
That's when we'll see if this front office actually knows what the fuck they're doing or if it's another round of Three-Card Monte.
If they screw this up, Ben Johnson should walk out of Halas Hall faster than a groom on Married at First Sight. And if that happens…
George McCaskey here's what you need to do:
Show this Actress GM the door.
Hire a real GM. Or, kidnap Howie Roseman.
Copy the Philadelphia Eagles' answer key and follow the test.
OR
We're waiting…
