Exodus is Here: Bears Fans Are Running for Their Lives

Patriots 19, Bears 3

Told you, the shit ain't funny now, is it? I held off because I thought the McCaskeys were going to clean house Monday morning, but no, I was fucking wrong, so let's get into it.

Someone Decided to Show Up—They're Called the Patriots. Well, here we are again. You saw it; I saw it. Bears fans running for the exits and their lives due to watching shit football. The Patriots just handed us a 19-3 loss, and as I was telling you earlier in the season, we're a little closer to my 3-6 record before Thanksgiving. (Oh, my bad—the way this shit team is going, the next two weeks, it's definitely going to be 4-7.)

Everything about this game sucked. This team was horrible on third downs, with missed throws, Caleb looking like crap, and the same damn issues just keep rearing their heads. Absolutely atrocious. The offensive line, play calling, tackling, game management? Don't even get me started with the fucking overwhelmed coach. And three points for the whole fucking game? Classic Bears.

We couldn't even get the flow going in the huddle against one of the worst teams in the league other than us. Caleb gets sacked *nine times* by a Patriots defense that only had 14 total sacks entering the game. And you leave this kid in for the last minute, letting him get killed again? Fuck off.

I fucking told you weeks ago that Eberlose was going to lose the locker room. Are you serious? This team is a freakin' morgue. The Patriots looked like the 2007 Patriots. They had more energy, more drive, more everything than the Bears. And these fucking guys can't even win 1-on-1 battles. More penalties and not even showing up for a fucking home game. How do you expect to win anything when you can't even get basic stuff right?

This McCaskey crime family is ruining everything. The team is fucking lost. Stop bullshitting. Thirty years of shit hires—who interviewed these candidates? Who vetted these fucks to run this team? Look at the results. Our team captains are calling out the coaching staff (in code) in public. Hell, even the players are questioning what the hell is going on. They're suggesting to reporters they're done with Eberlose and offensive coordinator Shane Waldron. And who can blame them? These guys have done nothing but harm Caleb's development.

This kid is shook, and his confidence is disappearing hit by hit. Fuck, he's almost the most sacked quarterback, and with this upcoming schedule, 38 sacks and he's on a trajectory for a David Carr season as the most sacked quarterback ever. No one is prepared, and there's no leadership from top to bottom.

Stadium dreams? You've got to be kidding me, And you know what's even worse? All this shit is sinking like a death barge this season, and this fucking so-called president is STILL pimping for a new stadium. What is your job, bro?  Are you a football guy or a pimp? Are you serious? If the team sucks, no one's going to show up, no matter how nice the stadium is, you dumbass.

Remember that press conference with this horseshit actress GM about championships and "taking the North"? How's that working out now? You've done nothing for 3+ years and still talk about "taking the North" like it's going to happen. Well, it's not. Not until you get your head out of your ass and make real changes. Remember, "building from the inside out." Remember that shit? You haven't done shit, and your press conferences are the ultimate resume killer in "101: How to Be Full of Shit and Destroy an NFL Team." Enjoy carrying that label forever.

The culture is shit, and the team is going nowhere. What about the football? Where is a winning product? Are you fucking serious?? Sell the fucking team or get rid of this actress GM and supporting cast because he built this entire bag of shit on his watch. Period.

As I told you earlier in a post, the fish stinks from the head, so it's time to cut it and move on. Draft misses. Horrible free-agent signings to cover these draft misses. The coach, the OC, and the shit scouting staff who selected these guys—all of it needs to go. Eberlose lost the team fucking weeks ago. This guy is ruining careers minute by minute. The fans are fed up, and I'm sure I'm not the only one asking: "What the fuck happened to this once proud franchise?"

And let's talk about this actress GM. Look at this roster—this is your mess, and you're letting it fester. Nine sacks in one game and not one freaking score? Fifteen sacks in two weeks? That's on your watch! Putting a rookie QB out there to get slaughtered? He's a fucking terrible GM, and I said it last season, and now it couldn't be more accurate. This guy is just fucking lost.

Now, this actress is going to cut Eberlose and Waldron loose to save his own ass because that's the most "courageous" thing to do. And the analysts saying, "Well, the Bears' offensive line was depleted, so they had a tough time blocking…" Nah, fuck that. That's on this actress's GM because he drafted or signed this shit show. As I said in previous posts, you draft, build, and develop to win your division, and they can't do any of that.

Enough with the circus, bro. Then there's the circus in the media of "coaching candidates" and "OC talk." Why don't we focus on fixing this shitshow instead of talking about next year? This actress GM, who clearly has no clue what she's doing, built this mess. I know some people want to fire Eberlose and move on from Waldron, but guess what? The problem is more significant than that. The entire operation is broken.

I'm a New York guy—but I've loved the Bears since '81. And as a fan who's seen winning teams turn things around, it's baffling to watch the McCaskeys fumble every opportunity to do the same for Chicago. Look at what the Wirtz family did with the Blackhawks: they were a disaster, and then Rocky Wirtz took charge, brought in real talent, and, in less than a decade, built a dynasty with three Stanley Cups in five years. The Cubs were in misery for decades until Ricketts hired Theo Epstein, and boom—World Series champs in 2016.

So why can't the McCaskeys figure this out? Just hire people who understand football, get out of their way, and finally give Bears fans and the city of Chicago something to be proud of. Imagine being able to say, "Hell yeah, I'm a Bears fan!" instead of, "God, this sucks. Get me outta here." But until that happens, this Ponzi scheme franchise will just keep dragging us down, one wasted season after another.

So, where's the accountability? Where's the vision? This family should sell the damn team to someone with a real passion for winning—someone ready to bring pride back to Chicago, both on and off the field.

And that brings me back to last Sunday's mess…

Here are some final words to the McCaskeys. I watched the CHGO postgame show on Sunday, where Alex Brown made a valid point about selling the team. He asked this question, so think about it: would you sell them if your great-grandfather started the Bears with just $1,500 a hundred years ago, and now they're worth nearly $7 billion? Absolutely not, and I get that. But here's the thing: I'd fix this fucking mess. I'd bring in the right people, get out of their way, and let them put a winning product on the field for the fans and the city to be proud of. I wouldn't be a coward, hiding behind a fucking curtain like the Wizard of Oz, hoarding pennies and laughing as I ripped off the fans. That's gutless.

I'm a capitalist, through and through, and there's nothing wrong with making a profit. But where I come from, you don't screw over your customers—they're your most important resource. So, for everyone screaming for just a coaching change—get real. Either sell the team or put a group in place that actually knows what they're doing.

So here's my message: fix this mess. Hire people who actually know what they're doing. Put a winning product on the field. Get the fuck out of the way, and let real leaders do their job. If you can't do that, just sell the damn team. Let someone with passion and drive come in and make this team something we can all be proud of.

I'm done. This team is done. It's time for a new chapter. So, to the McCaskeys, sell the team or get the fuck out. The Bears deserve better, and the fans deserve better. It's the only fix because this family does not have the brains nor the physical and mental strength to open their purse and hire people who know what the fuck they're doing. Stop running this team like a fucking mom-and-pop hardware store.

Now we're down to 8 weeks left of shit football. What's your next move?

As of Today, the Chicago Bears are valued at approximately $6.4 billion.

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