Moral Victory, My Ass! Go Get Mike Tomlin!

Bears 24, Packers 22

Don’t eat the lie.

Everyone was yapping this past month about Thomas Brown. And what did we get? Two hours of bubble screens and a 1-4 record. Instead of patting ourselves on the back for beating the Packers in a meaningless game, can we actually focus on the bigger picture? Where the fuck is our Dan Campbell? God, could we please get one of those?

As a Bears fan for 40-plus years, I’ll tell you straight: no decision is bigger than this upcoming coaching search. This offseason determines the next decade, and if we fuck this up, we’re doomed to another era of mediocrity.

Could we make a push for Mike Tomlin? I’d trade the 10th overall pick for him in a heartbeat. What he’s done in 18 seasons is more than the Bears have accomplished in 30 fucking years.


Did You Listen To The Poles Interview This Morning?

This jerkoff actress GM, doing “word salad” interviews and making deals from the backroom of a Staples, needs to go. No disrespect to Staples, but come on. The first offensive snap of this game screamed, “Quick death,” and yeah, we pulled it out. But let’s be real: Jordan Love and Christian Watson got hurt, and the Packers went into full protection mode. That last drive? Less of a victory and more of a “fuck it, you take it” prevent defense.

This is exactly why we need a guy like Mike Tomlin. Someone who doesn’t give a shit about optics, who cuts through the nonsense, and demands excellence. If we keep settling for GMs and coaches who are more concerned with “process” than results, we’ll be stuck in this cycle forever.

Tomlin is the kind of leader who would’ve never let us start a game so lifeless or accept such a hollow win as progress. He’s the difference between another decade in the mud and building a team that commands respect.


Coup d’état: This Fucking Team

This ownership is a disaster. Decades of incompetence, three drafts, and not a single Pro Bowler. Winning this game doesn’t erase the fact that the entire organization is one big fucking lie. If we don’t clean house—President, GM, and Coach—we’ll be stuck in this cycle of death forever.

Where’s the bold young McCaskey family member willing to rise from the ashes and save this team? We’re talking full Luke Skywalker, leave-the-farm, rescue-the-princess vibes. Somebody has to step up and say, “No fucking more.” Look at what Sheila Ford Hamp did with the Lions. Five years ago, they were a joke. Now? Dan Campbell’s leading a revolution in Detroit with two games away from the Super Bowl. Why the fuck can’t we have that?


We Need Mike Tomlin

If you want to play with the big boys, you need a big stick. That stick is Mike Tomlin. Eighteen non-losing seasons. Playoff football. Day-one respect. A Grinder. A real dude like “Money Mitch” in Paid in Full. None of that NBA bullshit. The guy’s a walking culture change.

Don't give me that shit; he hasn't won a playoff game since 2016 or only been to two Super Bowls. This just in: we haven't been to shit in the last 10 years! He's a difference maker in the room who will call out a bunch of "NBA" players and demand to have talent on and off the field, and that's what the Bears need now and going forward.

Look, Kyle Shanahan isn’t leaving San Francisco, but Tomlin might be ready for a fresh start. Pittsburgh’s recent struggles make an amicable split possible. This is the moment for a bold McCaskey to strike.

Talk to his people, his family, the Steelers—whoever. Get it done. Make the kind of move Rocky Wirtz did with the Blackhawks when he cleaned house and built a dynasty. Or pull a George Steinbrenner. Go get the guy who’s beaten your ass. If you can’t, buy him. Hire Tomlin and let him pick his GM and staff. Pay whatever it takes. If we can afford to pay Nate Davis to be a lazy shit, we can afford a real coaching staff.

And for the love of God, get a football-savvy president. Not some commodities-trading pimp more concerned about a new stadium than putting a winning product on the field. If this guy wants to play house with stadium plans, OK, give him a cute title and let him run wild. But we need someone who actually knows the game to run this team.


The Stakes Have Never Been Higher

This isn’t just about the Packers game. This is about respect. Winning teams win because they’re run by winners. Losing teams lose because they’re run by clowns. The Bears have been rolling around in trash for so long they don’t even realize they stink. George McCaskey’s leadership is a national punchline, and nobody with real talent wants to come within a mile of this team.

The time for change is now. We need a savior to rise from the McCaskey bloodline and say, “Enough.” Fire the actress GM, fraud president. Hire Mike Tomlin. Bring in a real football operations team. And then, once you’ve got the right people in place, build the goddamn stadium and bring this franchise back to glory.

Because if you don’t, just sell the fucking team already.


The Bottom Line

The NFC North is stacked and not going anywhere. Campbell. LaFleur. O’Connell. The Bears can’t afford to swing and miss again. This is our shot to make a real, lasting change. Mike Tomlin is the answer. He’s a leader who can pull this franchise out of the mud and turn it into a contender. Andy Reid was on a jet the next day to Kansas City when Philly ran him out of town. How’d that turn out? If the Chiefs can do it, so can the Bears.

So to the young McCaskey who’s reading this: the time is now. Be bold. Be smart. Be aggressive. Take the reins and save the Chicago Bears. Or get the fuck out of the way and tell Great-Grandmother to sell the team.

And if you don’t? We’ll keep rolling in the trash, wondering why everyone else is laughing. Just don’t ask us to pretend one win against the Packers means a damn thing.

Enjoy the playoffs because we won’t be there.

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