We didn’t witness a miracle last Saturday night. We witnessed magic.

Appreciate you fixing the flat for the Bears. Because the Bears came out flat as fuck.

This team found its offense—and left its defense somewhere in the parking lot.

I’ve seen that movie before.
It usually ends with the Bears gasping for air and the game quietly slipping away.
This time, it didn’t.

If you told me in August that the Bears would be here—with this opportunity, this window, this moment—I’d tell you you were full of shit.

But let's stop dancing around the obvious. Two words: Accuracy matters.

Ben Johnson walked into the building with the answers before the test was even printed — and then asked the teacher if she needed help stapling it.

Ben Johnson has turned this offense into a weapon. Is he about to coach the Bears into the playoffs?

And here’s the part no Bears fan wants to say out loud.

Well, these last 8 games are going to tell it all — how talented, “ice-cold,” and clutch he is, and if he can get this team moving in the right direction.

It was electric — I’ll give them that. But underneath the fireworks, it’s still the same shit.

Caleb Williams is out of excuses. Bears 16-30 Ravens exposed everything — penalties, missed reads, and no leadership. There’s nowhere to hide.

Unless you’ve just had cataract surgery in the past four weeks, you can see the hate from an ocean mile away.
Ben Johnson can’t stand Caleb Williams — and honestly, who can blame him?

The Bears won 25–24, but it felt more like a stay of execution — no pass rush, no rhythm, just another week of borrowed time.

Let’s not fall for the McCaskey Hopium hustle again.

Well, I didn’t see that shit coming. The Bears actually won.

Fraud GM. Fingernails QB. Umpire-owner. The Chicago Bears don’t suck — they’re a pagan cult. Sell the fucking team.

Caleb Ain't It, Carl. McCarthy outplayed your son. This guy didn't even play real football for 394 days.

This is probably going to be my most controversial post on this blog, and I can already smell the Molotov cocktails in the streets. But let's cut the bullshit: Tyson Bagent needs to be the starter of the Chicago Bears.

Because once again, just when you think the Chicago Bears couldn't possibly fuck things up more than they already have.