Way before these “media gurus” jumped on the bandwagon, I told you—this team is a coffin floating in the Indian Ocean.

The Chicago Bears are being run into the ground like the meteor that destroyed the dinosaurs.

Thanks to the magic of AI and ChatGPT, I’ve created a blueprint for you. You’re welcome.

One win down (goodnight, Eberlose), three more to go until this steaming Bento Box of Bullshit gets hurled into the void where it belongs.

That's what Vikings head coach Kevin O'Connell probably whispered to Caleb Williams as he walked off the field after the Bears' latest shitbox.

How much more evidence do we need before this Trifecta of Shit—the coach, GM, and president—get tossed out on their asses?

You saw it; I saw it. Bears fans running for the exits and their lives due to watching shit football.

It’s like watching a train wreck you can’t look away from, except it happens every Sunday.

I fucking told you all this months ago, and no one wanted to listen.

And after a bye week, so we could wait even longer to see what absolute horseshit looks like?

The Bears looked great—of course they did! Jacksonville sucks

Now, I know some of you were holding your breath before this one. It's the Bears, after all. But today, we finally saw what a functioning offense looks like.

It took me a few days to write this because I’m still a little amazed the Bears actually won.

So, let me get this straight. You've got the first overall pick in the N.F.L. draft—your future franchise quarterback, Caleb Williams—and you're running fucking option plays with him?

Continuity, Consistency, and Communication = 11-26!

Fuck, Bro, it's great to see organizations that know what the hell they're doing.

Remember when Eberlose rolled out that garbage about the "H.I.T.S." Principle"?

But here we are, heading into the 2024 season again, and the sad cycle continues.